Nonsensical Utterances

My Grandmother was an 'Old Regular' Baptist from the south. She abhorred foul language. She was a fast driver though, with very little patience. When she would encounter the rude or oblivious driver she would say something like,"Okay now sweetie, get going." Or, "Don't pull out now honey." to the other driver, but you know really to herself as they couldn't possibly here her. It was sweet and humorous because you know there was a streak of cuss words dying to escape.
I'm different. When I come across someone who is too busy talking on the phone to drive, or someone who apparently wants me dead for some reason, my language takes a turn. I swear too much to begin with mind you, but when I drive I come up with the most horrible, vile things to say 'to' the other drivers. But sometimes, every once in awhile, I am too horrified or too stressed to cuss correctly. I will get super angry, and then blurt out something totally random and nonsensical. Something that was intended to be a horrible streak of cussing and it will come out like, "Come on ass-jerk, get the flip SHIT!" And then I'll think,"What the hell, was that the best you could do?" But I'll laugh and my anger will subside a little.
A week ago, I was at work trying to do something sorta new and tricky (for me anyway) with our software. The software wasn't being very agreeable, and even the things it was doing to thwart me weren't consistent. I brought a co worker over to get help. It was Luke. I demoed the problem for him. Then as I wrestled with the mouse, trying to do what should've been simple I said," Fucking Head." As the words left my lips I felt myself smile. Of course Luke asked," Did you just say "fucking head?" I was hoping he hadn't noticed.
So anyone out there got any nonsense cusses they want to share?