Dreams

On Monday night I had a few funny dreams. All pretty sketchy by now, but here's what I remember. Dream 1) Me and a girlfriend were together. In real life she is (last I knew) getting married this summer. So in the dream she and I were in the Atlantic Ocean. We see all these swimmers (pro's with caps over there hair) swimming in the gulf stream. There are hundreds of them. There are also boats of every size following the same path (I guess swimming with the currents?!) So she and I got in, and we knew we had to swim across the ocean to get to her wedding. So we were swimming and swimming and singing. Now the song we were singing was a rip off of that Oasis song that goes,"You and me, we're gonna live forever." But she and I were singing,"You and me we're gonna swim forever."
Dream 2) Don't remember much of this one, but have you ever watched the show Dinner and a Movie? They play a movie, but on the breaks they teach you how to make some kind of dish with a theme that somehow relates to the movie. The meal is always named with some clever rip off from the movie title or some famous actor or scene name. So in my dream I was on some kind of VH-1 type show where were did shows about bands, and cook a dish having something to do with the bands name. So I come on and announce that today we will be making "Blacked Eyed Peasza." How bizarre.

Here's an old dream. We used to have those vending machines at the office where there is a rotating cylinder inside and it was filled with apples, sandwiches, yogurts, pizzas, pretty much anything you can think of. We affectionately called it the carousel of death. Anyway, there was this super strange guy I worked with. In my dream, he put his money in and hit the buttons, but when it spun around to his sandwich, his food went shooting about 40 feet across the cafeteria. He looked at it, walked over with his patented Fred Flintstone walk, sat down (Indian style) unwrapped it and began to eat it - right there on the floor. So I walked over and said to him, "Just gonna play it where it lies huh?" And I woke up hysterically laughing. Funny because I don't golf and I have never in my life actually used that expression.