The Grand ReOpening
Welcome to the Grand Re-Opening of the Ladies Restroom. Our restroom has been closed since sometime last summer. I have had to either go upstairs, or walk about 110 yards to a restroom. Finally the day has come. Not only is it open, the floor is shining, and the light, toilet, sink, towel and soap fixtures are all brand new. I knew in my heart that one day this day would come, it was even greater than I ever dreamed.

A word to the wise (especially if you are at work right now) use caution if you ever do a google image search for 'ladies room'. Some fairly interesting pictures come up (mostly the likes of which I've ever seen in an actual ladies room despite male fantasy). We don't go in pairs (or groups) so we can get it on in there! But hey, a guy can dream.
I went tanning at lunch with Heather, almost got to sleep before the warmth and light was gone. We're going out dancing this weekend. I am very much looking forward to that as I've been in a slight funk (the kind of funk where even BLOGGING doesn't seem like much fun).
What should I do with my life? I'd like to write a book or do something creative.
5 Comments:
Write a poem about the ladies room.
Ladies don't get it on in the Ladies Room?
No. Surely not true.
Ha ha ha
Luke, that is a good idea.,Do you remember the song?
I've got a meeting in the ladies room
Be back real soon.
Pynchon,
We can pretend that that really happens. If it would make you feel better.
Oh yes, I've had a few scary IBS moments!
"Not to sound like Gloria Steinem but does anyone think a MEN'S room would have been allowed to be defunct for months on end?"
Of Course not... they know we'd just pee in the garbage can rather than walk 110, ahem, (more like 60) yards.
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