Time for... THE GROSSEST POOP STORY TO DATE!
Sorry, not sure how my Blog became nothing but dogshit, but here's a new twist on an old theme, enjoy!
I'm cheating by cutting and pasting a comment I made at www.bad-wolf.blogspot.com because typing on this laptop is for the birds (whom I really should feed again someday):
Lousy spammers. (sorry, Tom has a lot of spam starting on his blog and hasn't turned word authentication on yet) My two dogs got into some human feces tonight. I spent my evening bathing them which disgustingly involves actually touching them. The yellow dog had it stuck in fur. I think they both ate some. This relates to your blog only in that Fucking Cat peed at the vet's. How did they get into the human poop? It's a long story involving some Amish contractors that were putting the roof on the barn. They used the 'outdoor facilities' aka: the woods, and I only hope that the offender got his balls into the poison ivy out there!!! Dogs will eat poop that contains undigested nutrients. People poo does, because we are overinduldged. They eat horse poo if they get the chance, all dogs will.
So now that I am not merely commenting on someone's blog, as I often do these days, but actually blogging for myself, I'll tell you more. My kids are tired. I am tired and have yet to sleep through the night once in the past 8 or 9 days. Starting to get cranky? Doesn't even begin to describe it. The good news? Me and hubby are going out on the Harley tomorrow night. (for those of you who don't know me, we used to bike a lot 'back in the day' and I also have a motorcycle, but haven't ridden it in over two years!!!) Alone, a date, with a very trustworthy sitter and it's all good! Then on Monday, I'm going to see my teen idol Rick Springfield with a very fun girlfriend. Can't wait for either. Usually I have no plans going into the weekend, so this is big!! Also, we'll be visiting the Fair, which is a bit of Americanna I truly love!!!
posted by Pepsiqueen! @ 11:02 PM
7 Comments:
You know, I almost had a bike.
Hey dont know where you live but if it is zoned a residential area then they can be fined because pooing in woods like that is unsanitary for humans this is why you cant have outhouse legally anymore
now I am a kind person and from the south but I know that human feeces is far more unclean than other animals (as is thier bite) and kids that have been in dirt (even long after it decays) where it was can get sick badly
check the health resources dept
as I said I am not sure where you live but I know in Florida and yes even in GA you can use a wooded area that is zoned as a residential area as a toilet
500$ state fine ask the construction workers like my ex
As I said on my blog when you commented, I am mightily impressed by your knowledge of poo. Well done.
Blech! I don't think I'll let my dog lick me on the face anymore, you never know what he's been eating.
By the way, my dog is an underwear licker too. He also sniffs seats and licks them as well. I reckon if he were human he would be one of those dirty old men you hear about.
Yes, we love the dogs, but they are gross!!
That's how we feel about Rick Springfield!
boo ya
Ewwwwwwwww, time to change the tone of my blog?
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