An actual conversation!!

This conversation took place as I was using the toilet. Of course mothers everywhere know that there is no privacy for mom, we don't even try because the minute we are separated from our offsping by a door, someone will cry or fall or panick...
"Is that your pee pee?" my alost 3 yr old said as she pointed into my cleavage.
"No," I replied very matter-of-fact.
"Is it?" She asked again.
"No honey it is not"
"Mommy, is that your pee pee?"
"No sweetie, those are my boobs, and that is the space between them," I said as I lowered my shirt a tad just to clear up the issue.
"Is that your butt mommy?" she asked pointing again to my cleavage.
"No sweetie, those are mommies boobs."
Honestly we have so many similar conversations (not all about anatomy) but with these types you have to be careful not to laugh or get embarassed because if she gets any type of dramatic reaction, she will ask every stranger she meets "Is that your pee pee" while pointing somewhere that clearly isn't. Kids are so funny.